Weirder than midget porn. More metal than your mom.

ABOUT ME

 

This is my "OMG I'm totally naked and here is this blanket and I can't stop thinking about french toast because I forgot to eat this morning and that sounds so good" pose

Known as my “awkward sex beast” pose

 

Cerebral Milkshake [sir-EE-bruhl milk SHAKE] noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, your mom
1. Term used to describe the innermost random, weird, ill-humored blog-offerings of a thirty year old off-balance female human residing in Arizona who likes peanut butter and vodka and abuses the application of a “run on sentence”.
2. A creamy, sweet, ice-cold perception of the world
3. A frozen, blended dairy and brain matter beverage
4. Really fucking gross and immoral when taken in the literal sense.

8 responses

  1. Hey! I blogged about how you’re my favorite blogger for a blog hop! I really enjoy reading your insanity! http://reesubmerged.wordpress.com/2012/04/19/my-favorite-things-thursday-my-favorite-blogger/

    April 18, 2012 at 9:08 pm

  2. Looks like a lot of people want your cat to violate their house pets. Sick fucks.

    July 3, 2012 at 9:12 pm

  3. God, I love you & your writing. Fuck that whole inspiration thingie, too… because I totally don’t believe you need it to be a fantastic writer. You could do a blog post on the damn phone book & I’d read to the end, laughing my ass off. Glad to have found you!

    July 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    • Thank you! I love you and your writing, too! I haven’t had time to go through a lot of your posts, but I love what I’ve seen so far :D

      July 19, 2012 at 3:20 pm

  4. Sue

    Hi! I’m Sue, and I’m from SlimKicker, a fitness/diet app and website. I found your blog today and it captured my interest!

    I’m contacting you b/c we’re about to release a fitness tracker (similar to FitBit) early next year, and are looking for bloggers who would be interested in getting 1 for free to review when it is out (negative or positive).

    Would you be interested in doing this? You can email me at: sue (at) slimkicker (com) with ‘Review’ in the email heading if you are.

    Just to let you know, our website SlimKicker basically turns your fitness/diet goals into a level up game. The tracker will work with the website, and allow people to track calories burned and number of steps they walk automatically. The more they exercise, the more points they rack up! That’s basically how it will work.

    Anyway, hope to hear back either way…

    - Sue
    P.S. You can choose not to approve this comment as this is more of a private comment :)

    October 1, 2012 at 6:29 am

  5. Hey Bitch. Blog-hopped my way to your twisted imagination. Please. Don’t make me leave like a horribly crowded gay bar after last call. Excited to persue/abuse my welcome here!

    October 4, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    • I am lightly confused and questioning if you’re a real person, but that’s how I am a majority of the time with most people I encounter.

      October 5, 2012 at 4:23 pm

  6. I like your style, reminds me of http://itsames.wordpress.com/.

    April 8, 2013 at 9:49 am

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