Cheaper Than A Shrink… a place where you can buy stuff. Cool stuff.
I came across this site and wanted to share it with you blog reading folk:
If you’re looking for unique shit to buy for someone else or for your own collection of random items, they have something for everyone:
It’s a well-known fact that DUDES LOVE BEER. Except the ones that don’t. But those guys are a myth, like leprechauns and honest politicians.
Why not give the
alcoholic man in your life an awesome vest that conveniently holds a twelve pack across his chest? Or hell, get one for yourself so next time you host a party and the dickhead from work that you were obligated to invite asks you for a beer, you can grab one, rip the tab off with your teeth, and throw it in his face and beer explodes EVERYWHERE and everyone laughs and laughs because they’re drunk and they all hate that asshole, too. He won’t laugh though. He’ll have a bloody nose and probably leave. Then on Monday, he’ll corner you in the break room and point to his nose and be all like, “Why?” and you’ll be all, “because BEER CAN AMMO PACK, that’s why”, and he’ll understand. Unless he’s a leprechaun. Or running for office.
For pregnant women:
Okay, they don’t really have much for pregnant woman except pickle flavored toothpaste, and, you know, its cliché for pregnant women to like pickles. Just don’t eat the shit right out of the tube, Ms. Preggers, because that’s fucking gross. At least put it on a cracker or a sandwich or something.
For criminals that are tired of the ski mask look:
The Beard Hat
Ski masks are SOOOOooo 1980’s. Beards are in, you hard ass, B&E motherfucker. Just add sunglasses to complete the look.
*Available in blonde, brown, black, and ginger beards.
Speaking of grenades:
For people who like to drink:
They have a breath alcohol tester that fits in your pocket or purse. That way you can
compete with your pals to see who is more drunk be sure you’re not over the limit to drive.
They also have a “flask in a bible”. For alcoholic priests ON THE GO.
And they have much, much more.
Have a dirty mother fucker who won’t take a shower? LURE HIM WITH BACON SOAP.
ankle biters kids who won’t eat their carrots? EDIBLE VEGGIE CRAYONS (makes their poop weird colors which is also fun for you!)
Are you an asshole? THEY HAVE FAKE WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS TO GIVE TO YOUR MOM
Hate Obama? Show others by offering them a DISAPPOINTmint
And my favorite: THE FLYING FUCK HELICOPTER
Seriously, check these guys out. They’ve got some neat shit and they add more stuff regularly.
This entry was posted on July 5, 2012 by bananastick3rs. It was filed under Awesomness, The Internet and was tagged with Beard Hat, Beer Can Ammo Pack, Cheaper Than Therapy, Edible Veggie Crayons, Flask in a Bible, Flying Fuck Helicopter, Gifts, Hand Grenade Coffee Mug, Whiskey.